!!Tell a Joke!!

[TRUTH]

Salam there...,
guys it`s been really BooOooRrrring , it became more tutoring than entertaining,so let`s refresh & plzz tell a joke @ least somethin new :)

[TRUTH]

Salam there...,
ok, take this one it`s a bet old but it`s ok 2 have it :)
The English Language

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?

Let's face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn't a race at all)

That is why
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this observation,
It ends.

[TRUTH]

okay how about this one>>><
Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide?
A: A giraffic jam.

[TRUTH]

A: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.

Doctor: You should diet.

A: Really? What color?

[TRUTH]

u know w@`s really funny about this guys??
looool i am the only 1 who`s commentin & postin on my topic:6:12:11

[TRUTH]

Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha Ha HaaaAAaaa
Silly & Boring ,Sick&all in btwn:)

[منصـور الجويعـد]

Salam there...,
ok, take this one it`s a bet old but it`s ok 2 have it :)
The English Language

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?

Let's face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn't a race at all)

That is why
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this observation,
It ends.

:10

Why the attack on the English language:14

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okay how about this one>>><
Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide?
A: A giraffic jam.

LooooooooooooooooooooooooooL

giraffic jam = raffic jam:6:6


Niceeeeeeeeeee my brother:14

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A: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.

Doctor: You should diet.

A: Really? What color?

:6:6

nice joke:7

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u know w@`s really funny about this guys??
looool i am the only 1 who`s commentin & postin on my topic:6:12:11

do not joke with me:8


هههههههههههههههههههههههه :6

[منصـور الجويعـد]

Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha Ha HaaaAAaaa
Silly & Boring ,Sick&all in btwn:)

Go ahead man :14

[TRUTH]

loooool @ mansour :)
not hatiin EN it`s just a well-known joke

[TRUTH]

and about Traffic loool am i smart or w@ :p

[TRUTH]

and about Traffic loool am i smart or w@ :p

[TRUTH]

:14and about go a head ...., isn`t strange that we only both postin on that

[TRUTH]

now i reached one fact guys....maybe i should name the topic<tell a joke or @ least laugh @ it >

[TRUTH]

again only me in da house :)

[ابو سلطان 99]

that`s all !!!

:)

[TRUTH]

@sultan:)the floor is urs u can go from now on

[الاستاذ مهندس وليد القرشي]

hi dear

you are not alone here but you will be alone and you know why !!!!!!!

i think some one there if he knows just one word he will faight you

i think you get it and you know that person but for your good luck

he cant do that because he dont have the wings to fly

in that field of knowledge

thanks alot about your topic

best regards

[TRUTH]

ENG.WALEED w@ is exactly yr point??? in other words w@ r u sayin bro??

[الاستاذ مهندس وليد القرشي]

ENG.WALEED w@ is exactly yr point??? in other words w@ r u sayin bro??



dear truth

i think you dont need to to be supported to know my target

coz it is clear to you

do you remember some one who dont care about the other

i think he is mr bin

or some think like that

its ok now

try understand me please

best regards

[TRUTH]

dear truth

i think you dont need to to be supported to know my target

coz it is clear to you

do you remember some one who dont care about the other

i think he is mr bin

or some think like that

its ok now

try understand me please

best regards
there Hi..,,,
I guess u got me wrong bro, i don`t care about any1 else as long as they r away from me ,and i`m satisfied, and about fightin with others or about others in other language while they don`t know about it,well sorry that`s ain`t it me:)
so i may be against u in one topic but surperisinly i` may also be with u on another one 100% agree ,so plz be away from me with yr own fights and don`t let me *with whole respect* be yr own dragger :)


p.s :ben something as u said,i guess i have now an idea who r u talkin about ;)

[TRUTH]

btw:eng.,waleed thanx 4 the supporting bro :)

[الاستاذ مهندس وليد القرشي]

its ok brother

eventhat we are relatives and we must respect eachother

isnt it?

best wishes

[وحش]

Cool topic and I hope it continues :)
heres a joke I got from the internet I hope everyone like it


An elderly man was at home dyeing in bed, he smelled the arpuma of his favorite kind of choocolate chip cakes ... he wanted one last cake before he dies....
he fell out of bed crawled to the stairs, rolled down the stairs and crawled into the kitchen where his wife was busily baking cake....
with waning stringth he crawled to the table and was just barely able to lift his withered arm to the cake plate, as he grabbed a warm moist chocolate chip cake ...... his wife suddenly whacked his hand with a spatula....

the man whispered ..... why ? why did u do that...?l

"They're for the funeral" she replied :10

[TRUTH]

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrugh real MEAN MEAN :P

[TRUTH]

anyway thanx 4 the post :)

[عبدالله فالح العبودي]

lol I like the thing abouta guinea pig haaaahaaaaaaaa, this is the most beautiful topic I have seen here but there are no activators here :(

thaaaaaaaaaanks :D

p:S I am dying now :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[عبدالرحمن بن فجري]

what a great topic :)

i like it so much

how come i didn't know about it :)

thanks Truth you always surprise us with rare and unique ideas :)

i'm glaad to have you here

and it seems that u r much older than me in the Forum :)

am gunna start calling you Grandpa :P

please accept the Joke :P . even though, it's a a little bet silly :)

[عبدالرحمن فلاح الصواغ]

thank you , , ,